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sadly, the big cheese has taken a break. i 8 month break as we have all left to go to university. but dont worry next summer we have an extended break. 4 months to be exact, so hopefully we will get back together and finish our new recordings and play some shows. so until then, keep it real
 
-matt

April 27th/2005
 
well we have released a little 5 song demo. we made and sold about 50 of those i think. now we are going all out and recording all the rest of our songs and covers! and releasing that sometime in may. so far i have only recorded the drums, and it sounds awsome. we used twice as many mics as we did for the original demo, and took much greater care in recording it. ill get back with more news at another time when im not so tired. please, if anyone know of any shows, or wants us to play in a shows, email us at the bigcheeseska@hotmail.com thanks
-matt

WOW, it appears that people are actually visiting this site, at least i think there are. but anyway another much needed update. were not very good at this updating stuff, But here it goes.

So as most of you know we recorded with rich, but the vocals were hurtin and we never really got around to going back to fix them, and eventually the tracks got erased by accident. So we went a while with only the 4 or 5 Cds that are floating around from the rich recording, then something amazing happened. Mark got a job!!! He now works at the pioneer gas station in Alliston so go there and bug him. Anyway, after he got his job he went out and bought some cool recording stuff and stole some fancy recording programs off the internet. Thank god for the kazaa. So now we have been recording with him, and it sounds awesome. Not as good as with rich but quite good all the same. And the best part is that we can spend as much time as we want making it sound awesome and we don’t have to pay for any of it, besides the CDs and stuff. So were hoping to have that done by the end of this month or by our next show which brings me to the next topic. Ah yes, we are going to have lots of songs on it, and most will be news ones. And there will be some secret tracks, so keep an ear out for them!

We haven’t played since the summer so were hoping for more shows. Well play anything. But I think that we have 3 coming up in December. None of them are fore sure but I think that there in one on the 9th 10th and 11th of December. But nothings written in stone. In fact im not even sure where they are. But well get back to that later. Anyway, that’s all for now.

-matt

Alright time for some much needed updates to our whacky site, as if anyone looks at it anyways, I mean i am pretty much just talking to myself. Well our band has had some major changes over the past couple months so lets take it from the top. We finally finished recording our e.p and got to hear our singer dave for the first time in all his monotone glory, and it made baby jesus cry. So we dropped dave a painful experience but it had to be done for the good of eardrums everywhere. We were looking for another singer for a while and couldn't find anyone who was available to jam all the time, and things were getting kinda hopeless we even tried to teach marks bird to sing, and then something wonderful happened, mark sang. So now we have mark singing for us now which makes jamming and writing songs a million times easier. Things are looking up now, we have a show coming up this weekend at some rich kids house, richy rich i think. As soon as we get a couple shows under our belt with mark we are going to go back into the studio(apartment) and re-record the e.p. Well i did it i updated see you sometime somewhere somehow.
- Devon 07/07/04

WOW, its been awhile since we have been on here updating things. well thats because we have been buisy with fun things like.... recording a 8 song EP. thats right 8 songs. its almost a full length. anyway the instruments were recorded back in march and earlie april but the thing that has been taking so long is dave. we have been waiting around for him to stop getting grounded and record the EP for 2 months. but now the time has come and tonight ( may 25) he is recording. while we were waiting mark, devon and i have been comming up with the inserts and such so hopefully the EP should be done by then end of may, or possibly earlie april. well, we have a show comming up in a week and dave wont be singing as he is going to blink182, tisk. so we have a replacement.anywho, bye for now
matt 05/25 

Me and Devon cancelled the unplugged show due to not practicing or learny any songs that we were going too, but we attended it on march 10, and it was fun. We have 2 new shows coming up at the end of march, on the 26th we will be playing in Alliston at the arena with kyla Atlas' band midnight mission, (apparently another ska band). then the next friday on April 2nd we will be playing at Hockley again, with Adam Bomb, Revenge of the tape, the Impaired. I was just informed last night that we were signed up to another show to help profit the improv club at school, stay tuned for more info on that.
Another bit of news is we have been jamming with a saxophone player named Rebecca, she was making up stuff to one of our new songs and everyone seemed to like it, hopefully she will be jamming out a few songs at the march 26, april 2nd shows.
-Mark-

The show at Hockley was excellent the friday the 13th bad luck thing definetly didnt take any effect on us cause the show was excellent, all bands played very well, and the place was packed when we went on at 9:15, a little problem with the drum situation but it got sorted out, I personally think this is the best show ive ever been to in the tottenham/hockley/alliston area ever, thanks to the Impaired for putting on a good show, our next is going to be saturday the 28th and were not entirely sure where yet. we have also decided to record, we havent made a date yet but it will probably be within the next month so definetly by april we will have an e.p. out with probaly around 7songs, we will keep you informed on this matter.

2/2/04
Why hello all you nobel followers, we have recently played a fun and super secret show at Dave Henry's mansion. it was very fun and exciting. the 12 or so people who were there seemed to like us. We have two upcoming shows in the next month. one on the 13, yes thats right, Friday the 13!!!!!! something is sure to happen. then after that there is a possible show on the 28th. were not sure where abouts this show will be taking place but it will be sure to be a doozie.
matt

We are not sure when, but sometime in the near future another party show will be played this time taking place at Marks house, the show is for special friends mainly but if you really want to come talk to me and im sure ill say yes. Adam Bomb and the Landmines may also be playing at this fun get together. Id like to apologize for one thing, there is no spell check on this internet making device that we build this site with, so when ever Matt has written something it is sure to be riddled with wrongly spelled words and mispronunciations of various words.
 
Mark

The show at st. thomas Aquinas was exceptionally fun a very large stage and a great turn out made for a great night, all bands played very well despite the short set times, we got a mear 20minutes with little time to set up amp settings or check sound, but we pulled it together pretty quickly and had a lot of fun, we currently have no shows planned and probably wont be playing one till a little while after the holidays due to me going on a trip muhahaha but well be back soon enough.
 
Mark

WE ARE ONLINE AND READY TO WREAK HAVOC ON YOUR COMPUTER! NOT EVEN A CAREFULLY PLACED TAP OF THE RESET BUTTON CAN SAVE YOU!!!!
Posted 07/11/03

Now that we've hit cyberspace, our band (cough... cult... cough) will bring swift justice to the world in the form of MUSIC! Yes keep your eyes peeled (and one open while you sleep) for show updates! picture updates! and one day we might even have an album! so look out for that (and a song that isnt just random noise to put on the site!)

Contributed by Devonair

HEY YOU!!! YEAH YOU!!!
Posted 07/11/03
 
HEY YOU!!! YEAH YOU IN THE CHAIR!!! DON'T JUST SIT THEIR AND ROT IN YOUR CHAIR LIKE A DISCARDED ONION!!!! IF YOU'VE REALLY GOT NOTHING TO DO THEN I'VE GOT A MISSION FOR YOU!!! GET UP AND HELP US OUT!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOUNG, OLD, AND AMPHIBIOUS THAT YOU'VE HEARD OF US AND THAT YOU DIG IT (ONLY DO IT IF YOU REALLY DO I DONT WANT ANYONE THAT HATES US GOING AROUND DOING THIS)!!! TEACH YOUR PET COCKATU TO SAY "THE BIG CHEESE" AND THEN LET HIM LOOSE ON YOUR NEIGHBOORHOOD!!! DO WHAT YOU CAN TO SPREAD THE WORD!!! BECAUSE WERE HERE AND WE MAY NOT HAVE ANY PANTS ON!!!!

Contributed by RANDOM BALD GUY (ARRRGH) (AND OTHER MENACING NOISES)

Gossip

Here I'll include some of the juicier stuff I hear about the band members. No guarantee of the accuracy of what you read in this column!

Dave is a very easy target for gossip and controversy with his rude boy attitude and rad lip ring, it is said that david's favourite band is none the less than a band called blink 182, the true punx of today are considering this an outrage, so in an exclusive interview we asked david if his favourite band was blink 182
 
Mark-Dave is it true your favourite band is Blink 182?
 
Dave-yes and im not ashamed of it i love their older stuff i think its great
 
Mark-are the supposed true punx calling you a poser for this?
 
Dave-no i havent had any problems
 
Mark-well thats excellent Daves favourite band is blink 182 and hes not ashamed of it, thanks dave.     
         
 
Dave-keep it real homie.
 
 

Hey kids heres the Big Cheese's name in a variety of different languages
French
le grand fromage 
 
German
der grosse Käse
 
Italian
il formaggio grande
 
Portuguese
o queijo grande
 
Spanish
el queso grande
 
China-tron
I want my caramel

Be sure to let me know what you hear and I'll add it to this page!